Michigan Laws

Unless it states that it was repealed, these laws are still in effect in Michigan.

A woman isn't allowed to cut her own hair without her husband's permission.

There is a 3 cent bounty for each starling and 10 cent bounty for each crow killed in any village, township, or city in the state.

It is legal for a robber to file a law suit, if he or she got hurt in your house.

You may not swear in front of women and children. (Repealed)

Any person over the age of 12 may have a license for a handgun as long as he/she has not been convicted of a felony.

It is illegal to kill a dog using a decompression chamber.

Adultery is illegal, but can only be punished upon a complaint by the affected husband or wife. Furthermore, no prosecution may take place if the offense was committed over a year from when a complaint was made.

No man may seduce and corrupt an unmarried girl, or else he risks five years in prison.

Cars may not be sold on Sunday.

Detroit Laws

Couples are banned from making love in an automobile unless the act takes place while the vehicle is parked on the couple's own property.

Willfully destroying your old radio is prohibited.

It is illegal for a man to scowl at his wife on Sunday.

It is illegal to let your pig run free in Detroit unless it has a ring in its nose. According to history and animal husbandry, it prevents them from "rooting" in the ground for their food.

Security guards at Joe Louis Arena will confiscate any item they feel might be thrown onto the ice. Furthermore, any person seen throwing an octopus onto the ice at a Red Wings game will be taken to jail.

Putt-putt golf courses must close by 1:00 AM.
Get the full text of this law.

Apparently the good folks in Detroit did not quite know what ‘new’ meant. The city took it upon themselves to state that ‘new’ bedding must be of all new material.

Grand Haven Laws
No person shall throw an abandoned hoop skirt into any street or on any sidewalk, under penalty of a five- dollar fine for each offense.

Harper Woods Laws
It is illegal to paint sparrows to sell them as parakeets.

Kalamazoo Laws
It is against the law to serenade your girlfriend.

Rochester Laws
All bathing suits must have been inspected by the head of police.

Soo Laws
Smoking while in bed is illegal.

Wayland Laws
Anyone can keep their cow on Main Street downtown at a cost of 3 cents per day.

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