"Qui desiderat pacem, praeparet bellum." (Let him who wishes for peace prepare for war.) -Vegetius
"Aut vincere aut mori" (Either conquer or die) - Caesar
In response to Sissy's He-mote, I went and found this: The She-mote.
Later editions will include settings for type of sexual encounter, changing the hair color, as well as picture in picture, for when you just can't miss the game . . .