Some Resolutions for the New Year

In the year 2006 I resolve to: Start a cult. Get your resolution here

I'm already partway there with my internet ordination . . .

In the year 2006 I resolve to: Become one with my inner sociopath. Get your resolution here

In the year 2006 I resolve to: Get on the FBI's Most Wanted List. Get your resolution here

In the year 2006 I resolve to: Be on Cops. Get your resolution here

In the year 2006 I resolve to: Take over the world. Get your resolution here

I like the way they all kind of work together towards a common goal. When I do rule the world, people who work in customer service will be allowed to be rude to the guest if the guest is rude to them first, without fear of losing their job-- among other great things