okay, so I've been talking with a girl at work, she's pretty cute. Here's a dialog she and I had when I went through her line.
As I walk by in the lane behind hers register, her: "What's wrong?"
Me: "There's no candy on this lane, I want a Reese's Big Cup."
Her: "Well, you shouldn't have one, candy's bad for you."
In response, I go and get sixteen Reese's Big Cups (a whole box) and then return to her checkout lane.
Her: "Why do you always come through my lane?"
Me: "We've had this conversation before, don't you remember?"
Her: "We did? I guess I forgot."
Me: "Well, shall I tell you again?"
Her: "Yeah, I want to know."
Me, with a straight face: I always come through your line because I secretly have a crush on you, and I'm hoping that you'll notice."
She then starts blushing, and says, "okay."
